Pleep Contemplates The Reality Of Santa

Pleep and crew have been very patiently awaiting Christmas.  When Peggy put out the snowman Beau gave her years ago, Pleep started reminiscing about the old days.  When the boys were very young and living in New York or London, Peggy often went to spend Christmas with them.  One year, everyone, including the boys' friend Nicholas,  went to Your Name Is Mud to paint special Christmas pieces.  Beau did a snowman and Harry did a candlestick.  

During the painting, the talk turned to Santa and a debate as to whether he was real.  Peggy said, "Of course he is real and he even gave me coal one year!"  This comment sparked a lot of questions and concerns.  Peggy explained that it happened when she was very little and living with her grandparents.  On Christmas morning, she went downstairs to see what Santa had left.  The Heidkamp tradition is always to look in the stockings first and start with the youngest.  There were only 2 kids at the time, Peggy and Tim.  Tim's stocking was filled with nice toys and treats.  Then it was Peggy's turn - she only had coal!   Of course, everyone wanted to know what she had done to get coal.  Peggy said, "I don't know.  I think I may have said a number of bad words."   Nicholas concluded, "Yes, Santa must be real.  No parent would give their kid coal!"

Pleep is a bit worried that his monkeybutting behavior might result in coal or worse in his stocking.  He thought drafting a letter to Santa in support of his case would be a good idea.  He decided Harry's essay was the best example ever and he would use it as a good example.  He also thought it would be good to share with others who might be in the same situation as he is. Finally, he thinks this is further proof that there is a Santa because Ida would NEVER have bought Harry a dog on her own.

Harry

12/15/07

Have I been good this year?

English

The Best Kid

By Harry Parker

Dear Mom and Dad,

            Did I not deal with surgery well?  Haven’t I been working hard to get good grades?  Are you not impressed by my determination?  If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you should get me a dog.  I should get a dog because I have been doing the dishes, extremely well I might add.   I have been nice and helpful to you and my friends; plus I’ve worked hard so I can be in the seventh grade math class.

            You know how often I do the dishes. I’m always working my hardest to meet your standards. You only have to remind me once get the dishes done well and I never complain about how many pans you use. I always work harder than my brother, don’t I?  I work so hard at the dishes it must mean I deserve a dog.

            Whenever you ask me to do something don’t I do it without fussing? I’m helpful to everyone who needs me.  I do my chores without you asking.  If my friends call and need something don’t I use my time to help them?  I’ve done extremely well helping you and my friends so don’t I deserve a dog?

            This year you really wanted me to advance into the seventh grade math class.  In response to your request, I worked extremely hard in math class.  When I did get bumped up and found I was confused , didn’t I go in and ask for clarification from Mr. Moore?  I did an amazing job transitioning from sixth grade math to seventh grade math.  So, I ask again, don’t I deserve a dog?

             Unlike the past, I wasn’t screaming before my surgery; I just took it like a man.  I have been working so hard lately to get good grades.  Isn’t my determination just brilliant?  Since the answer to all of these questions is yes, I should get a dog.  In summary, I do the dishes well; I’ve been kind to you, my brother and my friends, and I’ve worked hard in the seventh grade math class.  I’m the best kid I know, so don’t I deserve a dog?

Pleep, Harry & Oscar relaxing

Anxiously awaiting your response,

Harry Parker

Pleep Reflects On Christmas & Einstein's Theory of Relativity

The Thanksgiving turkey was not even cool before Pleep and crew decided to decorate the house in Kansas.  Ed explained we would be leaving for Florida in just a few days and would not even be here for Christmas.  Pleep didn't care; in his way of thinking that meant there would be two places to decorate.  Delete was most excited when the reindeer made their appearance; he views them as relatives.   

The very smallest tree was brought out and decorated with a few tiny ornaments and silver beads.  Delete and Leoni decided staying underneath it might help their chances for catching Santa.  Pleep opted to position himself as close to the fireplace opening as possible.  "When himself comes down the chimney, I want to be right there," he quipped.

The last step was to hang the stocking on the mantel.  Delete insisted everyone repeat the lines from 'Twas the Night Before Christmas during this part of the event.  Ed did not have the heart to tell them there is no fireplace in Florida and we would not be hanging stockings.  

Peggy got out a couple of Harry's Christmas letters to read and reminisce.  The favorite one is still the case for why he should have a dog.  Pleep likes that one the best too because it worked; Oscar may be the best Christmas present ever.  

When Peggy commented on how fast Christmas was coming, Pleep and Delete were perplexed.  From thier point of view it takes forever for Christmas morning to come.  Pleep thinks this difference is concrete proof that Einstein was right and time is relative.   While everyone else is rushing frantically about to parties, shopping and work, Pleep and crew are patiently waiting to celebrate Christmas.   They are hoping for a snow day or two so Peggy will stay home and watch Christmas movies all day: It's A Wonderful Life, The Bishops Wife, and , of course, The Christmas Story.

When You're Out Of Schlitz, You're Out Of Beer

After being gone for nearly a month, Ed had to make a Saturday trip to Barley's Brewhaus to check out the beers, reconnect with the wait staff and hook up with David Gates and Patti.  There were several new additions to the draft beer ranks.  After consulting with the bartenders, Ed selected an old favorite, Odell's IPA. 

As the afternoon wore on, the group tired several flavors.  Finally Patti & Peggy decided to split one last beer, a Franziskaner Dunkel.  The boys decided they should try something new from the packaged section.  Ed spotted one that was begging to be consumed - Schlitz Tallboy.  David was game but skeptical.  The final verdict was Schlitz was much better than expected.  A photo emailed to George elicited a prompt response: "GOC would be proud."  David & Ed raised their glasses to toast the memory of Grandma O'Connor and her many trips to Mishka's Liquor store wheeling her "Schlitizies" home in the grocery cart.  She always headed there on Mondays because Tuesdays were designated ironing days.  Her golden rule when ironing was one shirt, one Schlitz.

It is hard to decipher in the picture but the expiration for these cases happens to be George's birthday 13 December.   Pleep thinks it might be a good idea to send these to George.  He thinks George might need a break from Budweiser.  Plus, George can sip a few and fondly recall GOC's favorite admonition - "Blow it  out your a##, George. "

Semper Fi - From The Halls Of Montezuma To The Shores Of Tripoli

Today marks the 235th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.  The United States Marine Corps traces its institutional roots to the Continental Marines of the American Revolutionary War, formed by Captain Samuel Nicholas at Tun Tavern in Philadelphia, by a resolution of the Second Continental Congress on 10 November 1775, to raise 2 battalions of Marines.  Pleep was very impressed with the idea that the Marines were formed at tavern.  He thinks the founding fathers must have been a lot smarter than the current Washington crowd.

Watching Mike & Mike this morning, everyone was pleased to hear Golic explain there was no such thing as an ex-Marine.  He learned this from his father and father-in-law who were both Marines.   Pleep and Delete were in full celebration mood right from the start.  They inspected the large collection of USMC hats from the Tim Heidkamp annual golf tourney and decided on the gray hat with white brim.  The rest of the discussion focused on what bars to go to and whether we could come up with a sword to use to cut the birthday cake.  Ed didn't want to explain that the likelihood of actually having a large birthday cake was nil.

Happy birthday to all Marines, especially George.  We will raise our glasses tonight to honor all those who served, are serving, and who have gone ahead to guard the gates of Heavens.  Join us in toasting the Corps and singing the Marine Hymn.

From the Halls of Montezuma,

To the shores of Tripoli;

We fight our country's battles

In the air, on land, and sea;

First to fight for right and freedom

And to keep our honor clean;

We are proud to claim the title

Of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze

From dawn to setting sun;

We have fought in every clime and place

Where we could take a gun;

In the snow of far-off Northern lands

And in sunny tropic scenes;

You will find us always on the job

The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps

Which we are proud to serve;

In many a strife we've fought for life

And never lost our nerve;

If the Army and the Navy

Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;

They will find the streets are guarded

By United States Marines.

  SEMPER FI!

Rainy Days & Away From Home Birthdays

The weather has been nearly perfect since our arrival in Daytona Beach - sunny, warm days, cool nights.  We were actually glad to see a bit of rain roll in this week.  It made for the perfect day to catch up on regular work, housework, and laundry.  Of course, Pleep, Delete and crew were not as happy to be stuck indoors.  Ed ended up getting out the laundry drying rack so that they would stay out of his hair.  

Pleep decided he better help Ed with preparations for Peggy's birthday.  When Delete had the audacity to ask how old Peggy was, Pleep took him to task explaining: 1) never ask a woman over 18 how old she is; 2) Mother Alice is only 39; and 3) if you are not at home for your birthday it does not add another year.   Pleep insisted Ed  head out to the local ABC store to acquire a bottle of very special vodka - Van Gogh Acai Berry.  According to Pleep, the high level of anti-oxidants in the acai berry are very healthy and promote youthful tendencies when distilled with vodka. plus, Pleep wanted to make certain there would be plenty of adult beverages on hand to celebrate the election results.

To wrap up a very nice birthday on the beach, Ed took Peggy up to the new Sloppy Joes up the beach.  Sloppy Joes is a very famous bar in Key West which Ernest Hemingway was known to frequent.  Since Pleep fancies himself to be the monkey's answer to Hemingway because he writes and drinks, he thought it was a fitting place for a birthday celebration.  Ed explained that he didn't think blogging was quite the same thing as writing a best seller such as Old Man and The Sea.  Pleep countered that anyone can write a story about fishing but it takes a real monkey to make something out of nothing the way he has to every time he blogs.

Pleep Celebrates All Hallows Eve

Halloween is one of Pleep's favorite holidays.  The concept of costumes, free candy, and rowdy behaviors is right up his alley.  He started celebrating early this time with the pumpkin carving and costume contests at the local pub.  Pleep and Delete were very impressed with the pumpkin carving skills of everyone from children to adults.  

Ed would not allow Pleep to actually handle any of the sharp implements or carving tools, especially after the beer consumption.  It didn't bother Pleep he just made his way around to all the tables and gave them his opinion oh how to improve their pumpkins.

Pleep had a great time hanging out with all the costumed people as well.   Delete was a bit concerned a number of times as Pleep tried to award prizes because several of the individuals in question did not actually have costumes on - it was their normal attire.  

The aging Harley Davidson tatooed crowd blended in nicely with the costumed crowd.   The favorite group of the night was the cross dressing bikers.  There was a debate as to whether they looked more like Fred Flintstone or John Belushi in drag. 

Everyone had a great time and all the girls were very interested in hanging out and hugging Pleep. Delete thinks they must just prefer the cuddly monkey to the more manly moose.   There were people dressed up as dodo birds and even the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.  Pleep was the only monkey there.  As such, he felt he deserved the prize but didn't feel too bad because the winners were the Alice in Wonderland family.  The little girl from that group spent a nice time with Pleep so he felt she deserved the prize. Of course his favorite person of the night was the waitress who not only looked good in her costume but continued to bring the beers all night.

Maggie Murphy and her boyfriend Creighton Deasy showed up to help celebrate the rest of Halloween weekend.  Pleep was very impressed with Creighton because he was a brewmaster.  His knowledge of the art and science of brewing made for great discussions.  Of course Delete thinks the fact that Creighton showed up with a large amount of his own brews may have swayed Pleep's opinion a bit.  Maggie and Creighton were given a nice introduction to the finer establishments in Daytona Beach Shores, including the Shores Festhaus (commonly referred to as the surfer bar).  The Festhaus has an impressive selection of beers on tap and in bottles.  We did our best to sample as many as possible.   Maggie was very pleased to find one of her favorites there, Hoptoberfest.    Delete ordered up the beer that most reminded him of Pleep's fantasy baseball/football management style - Arrogant Bastard Ale.

The festivities ended up back at the Deck Down Under where everyone enjoyed the intercoastal views.  Maggie ordered up a bucket of Kalik's and Pleep insisted we send a picture to sister Allison to make her jealous.  We are very sure that Maggie and Creighton will be happy to return to Daytona in the future.  After all, what is there not to like about hanging at the beach, enjoying nice weather, good company and good food and drinks.

We are already planning next year's Halloween adventure and hope to actually have costumes of our own to don.

Back OnThe Beach, Pleep Debates Reliable Wife

We made it back to the beach after one bad day of driving and one good of driving.  Pleep was very tired after having to monkeybutt all the way from Nashville to south of Atlanta.  Delete had to navigate through 2 diversions to avoid the 5 hour traffic totally halted on 24 East around Chattanooga.   Fortunately the weather was good for both days and there were no traffic issues at all on day 2 from Macon to Daytona Beach Shores.

We are all very happy to be back at work from our Florida office where the views are great.  Plus we have been able to work in long breaks for hanging at the pool and the beach.  

The weather has been spot on everyday with plenty of sun, nice breezes and temperatures in the low 80s.   There are very few tourists this time of year so the beach and pool area are very deserted.  With any luck the weather will continue to be good for the guests who are due over the next couple of weeks.  The first round is Maggie Murphy and her boyfriend Creighton.  Everyone is very excited to have someone besides just Ed & Peggy to look at.

Pleep ran into a nice group of 30-something ladies at the pool.   He noticed they were all reading and discussing the same book - A Reliable Wife.  Pleep did not make a very good impression on the group when his comments were all about reliable wives being the ones who cooked, brought him beers, vodkas, and did all the housework.  After getting bounced out of the book club discussion,  he decided to form his own book club.  They are reading Curious George & George Wendt's Drinking with George.  Delete wants to write his own Drinking with George Heidkamp book.  He has collected a lot of stories about that and thinks it will be a best seller.

Pleep has added a new member to the traveling team - Cubby Bear.   After watching the Daytona Beach Cubs last summer and then losing in the final game of the California Baseball Nuts World Series, he thought a new mascot might help.  Delete pointed out that the Cubs have not won a World Series in over 100 years.  Pleep responded that it might be the curse of the moose not the goat that caused the Monkeybutters loss.  Leoni is just hoping he can come up with a strategy to turn things around for the Leoni Lions fantasy football team before he gets bounced by Pleep.