Pleepleus O'Connor is a well traveled, sophisticated simian and is the proud author of this travel blog.
His current position is Country Head of Innovation, Marketing and Promotion, United States (CHIMP US). Citing Pleep’s vast experience in applying innovative solutions to communications, consumption of adult beverages, and successful coaching in fantasy baseball, coworkers commented, “We are very excited Pleepleus has agreed to take on these weighty chores. We expect him to bring a unique perspective to the topic of innovation and really shake things up at the next meeting when he demonstrates his patented monkeybutt maneuver."
In his first move as CHIMP, Pleep has already demonstrated his innovation bent by trading in the 1992 Babe mobile for a 2010 Maserati. Speaking of the trade Pleep said, “As an Italian company, I felt we needed to demonstrate the proper image. The Maserati blends the best of Italian design with the power of a Ferrari engine. Of course, Mr. C will need driving lessons before I allow him to actually drive this vehicle.”
O’Connor also quickly moved to form his working team, appointing Deleterious O’Connor, Motivation Officer, Leoni Generali, Promotion Officer, and Pleepleus O’Connor, Jr., Intern. In the first staff meeting, Pleep covered the important issues of where to convene Board dinners, how many pushups key board members would be required to perform, and what the fuel budget for the Maserati should be.
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