After a disastrous showing in this week's California Baseball Nuts League, Pleep felt major changes were needed. First he fired team owner Peggy as coach/manager, replacing her with Deletrious O'Connor. In his press conference, Pleep noted, "Peggy has been terrible from day 1. She did a lousy job handling the draft. Then she traded Lincecum who will likely get the Cy Young and dropped another pitcher without even picking up a new one. The error in last week's free agent pick-ups where she picked up the wrong pitcher and he was disabled to boot. The last straw was this week's debacle. With only 2 starting pitchers, we started the week knowing we would lose at least 12 categories."Delete is very excited to have been named coach/manager and is anxious to spend his cash acquiring several hot aces. He's been studying pitching stats all week and discussing them with the New York co-owner. Delete seems to think if you are from New York you must know how to buy talent. After a complex free agent strategy involving 19 plus options, Pleep is very pleased to see a more complete bullpen.
Because of his hard work in support of the team, Pleep has elevated Carnicelli to third in the Ritter House Rankings. When asked about this promotion, Carnicelli commented, "I've had my eye on MIke Power for months now. I am very glad to have finally moved past him. My next goal is to pass Mel Carvill. If the Monkeybutter's bullpen comes through this week, I think I can gain a bit of ground." Pleep had no further comments on this strategy but inside sources say that if the MB's go to 1 and 3, Carnicelli's third place could be in jeopardy.
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