This is a big weekend for Pleep and this sports management team. The Monkeybutters have locked up their division in the California Baseball Nuts League and are in a tight race for home field advantage in the playoffs. Commenting on his tough management style, Pleep said, "For all those doubters who mocked me at the beginning of the season for trading Lincecum for Sabathia and who scoffed at my trading, pickups and drops, one big monkeybutt to you all."
Even as the baseball playoffs loom, Pleep has managed to turn his attention to his favorite fall activity, college football. The Pleepleus Monkeybutters are planning a repeat performance in the Leatherhelmets College Pick'em League. The league is dominated by Gator fans and Pleep thinks he may be able to take advantage of them. Last year several owners missed making their picks because they weren't paying attention to the game start times. Delete is very excited about the "Era Of Kelly" commencing in South Bend today at 3:41 est. He has been teaching Pleep II the Notre Dame Fight song. Ed is a bit tired of hearing it and is just glad Pleep didn't steal George's bottle opener that plays the fight song with every use. Pleep was a bit bummed about that because he has loaded up on Guiness, put his lucky Irish beads on and started Grandma Al's flying novena.
Finally, Pleep and crew are studying up on the NFL as prep for the Generali USB Fantasy Football draft on Tuesday. The Pleepleus Gorillabutters are in their rookie year but Pleep thinks his management style from the Monkeybutters will serve him well with the Gorillabutters. When asked about the name change, Pleep commented, "The size requirements in the NFL meant we needed to 
field a larger, more aggressive player than the typical Monkeybutter. I took my cue from the Chicago Cubs vs. Chicago Bears, even though we hate the Bears." Pleep issued the one and only Generali jersey to Leoni, explaining, "Leoni is Generali's mascot so it is only right he should get to wear the team jersey." Pleep has his whistle ready because based on what he has heard the Generali US Branch office is notorious for cheating, lying, and other nefarious behaviors.
field a larger, more aggressive player than the typical Monkeybutter. I took my cue from the Chicago Cubs vs. Chicago Bears, even though we hate the Bears." Pleep issued the one and only Generali jersey to Leoni, explaining, "Leoni is Generali's mascot so it is only right he should get to wear the team jersey." Pleep has his whistle ready because based on what he has heard the Generali US Branch office is notorious for cheating, lying, and other nefarious behaviors.
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