Pleep Wants To Go Wild At Wild WIngs

After 3 weeks on the beach, Pleep & Delete have declared themselves to be official Beach Bums. They were very pleased to see the beer of the month at the Deck Down Under was Beach Bum Blonde Ale. Departure this morning was promptly on schedule at 6:58 am EDT. We hit the Georgia border at 10:00 and Pleep assumed his monkeybutt position. Georgia is a high alert area due to the large percentage of bad drivers. Delete thinks Georgia may have the worst drivers in North America.

After the 360 miles of bad driving in Georgia, we hit the TN border right on schedule at 3:30 EDT. Entering Tennessee, Pleep started lobbying Ed again for a detour to either Jack Daniels or George Dickle Distillery. No luck on either count. Then Pleep started making a list of all the places in Tennessee he would like to visit: Grand Ol Opry, Dollywood, Country Music Hall of Fame, Alvin York's birthplace, etc. Delete spent time trying to download one of his favorite Gary Cooper movies, Sargent York, but didn't have any luck. Arrival in Paducah is on time for 6:45 pm CDT. Pleep spent his time googling restaurants and found a Buffalo Wild Wings. He likes their commercials and told Ed they have a good drinks listing. Ed told Pleep if he shut up about the distilleries there was a good chance he would at least get to eat something besides peanut butter wraps.